25 December 2008

Belajar loghat Kelantan...

to sesape yang nak belaja loghat kelantan atau yg ade hajat nak kahwen dgn org kelantan..baik blajar
kalu x..pening ppalo..heehehe..:P

Kelantan + English?? = "Kelantalish"
Contoh:
POZEK (deposit),
RIZAT (1.result)
NNEJA (manager),
ISTEK (estate),
SUWIH (switch),
MERKET (market), dll...
BOKK (book)
rhoba (rubber)pemadam

Kata penguat dlm bahaso Klate pun boleh tahan menarik:
manis LLETING
masin PPEGHAK
pahit LLEPE
mase PPUGHIK
tawar EBER
putih SSUEH
hite LLEGE
biru KKETU
kuning NNEHE
kenye BBONYAH
comel LLOTE
gemuk DDEBOK
busuk BANGA
hapok KOHONG
nnakut/penakut apah
cerhoh/cerah jheriloh
jatuh celabok
kuca hanya (suara mengidung sedikit)

Ada beberapa "bunga bahasa" dalam loghat kelantan yang unik.. Antaranya:
YAK = lebih kurang "opocot!!!" atau "oops!!"
DEH? = memohon restu atau persetujuan...lebih kurang "OK?",
GAK = lebih kurang "habis tu.." atau "so.."
PAH? = lebih kurang "GAK"
HO(bunyi naik ke hidung sikit ) = "ya lah.." atau "yes"
DOCK? = lebih kurang "bu(kan)?", "betul tak?" atau "isn't it?"
LAMOKEY = nanti kan


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20 December 2008

If I am rich...

I will buy Moonlight

My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world

My pretty servant always ready

MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND

IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT

MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS

TOILET PAPER

MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME

MY HOLIDAY HOUSE


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30 November 2008

Boss Reaction After working 3 month ....

In the begining.....Boss: Be good, you will be fine.

After a week...

Must Work Hard k?

After a month...

Must Work Hard you know!

After a Quarter....

Can you hear me? you must work hard!!!

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27 November 2008

Keajaiban Nombor di dalam Al Qur'an...

Ajaib tetapi benar! Lihatlah sebahagian daripada hasil kajian seorang cendekiawan Islam terhadap kandungan Al-Quran. Didapati banyak perkara telah disentuh dan telah dibuat kajian oleh manusia seperti nombor, astronomi, angkasalepas, perubatan, geologi, kejuruteraan, minda dan sebagainya.

Bilangan tentang perkara yang disebutkan di dalam Al-Quran:

DUNIA - 115 kali
AKHIRAT - 115 kali

MALAIKAT - 88 kali
SYAITAN - 88 kali

HIDUP - 145 kali
MATI - 145 kali

FAEDAH - 50 kali
KERUGIAN - 50 kali

UMMAH - 50 kali
PENYAMPAI - 50 kali

IBLIS : PENGHULU SYAITAN - 11 kali
MOHON PERLINDUNGAN DARIPADA IBLIS - 11 kali

BALA/MUSIBAH - 75 kali
BERSYUKUR - 75 kali

BERSEDEKAH - 73 kali
BERPUAS HATI - 73 kali

ORANG YANG SESAT - 17 kali
ORANG YANG MENINGGAL DUNIA - 17 kali

MUSLIMIN - 41 kali
JIHAD - 41 kali

EMAS - 8 kali
KEMURAHAN HIDUP - 8 kali

KEAJAIBAN - 60 kali
FITNAH - 60 kali

ZAKAT - 32 kali
BERKAT - 32 kali

MINDA - 49 kali
NUR - 49 kali

LIDAH - 25 kali
SUMPAH - 25 kali

NAFSU - 8 kali
KETAKUTAN - 8 kali

BERCAKAP DI KHALAYAK RAMAI - 18 kali
BERDAKWAH - 18 kali

KESUSAHAN - 114 kali
KESABARAN - 114 kali

MUHAMMAD - 4 kali
SYARIAT - 4 kali

LELAKI - 24 kali
PEREMPUAN - 24 kali

SOLAT (SEMBAHYANG) - 5 kali

BULAN - 12 kali
HARI - 365 kali

LAUTAN - 32 kali
DARATAN - 13 kali

LAUT dan DARAT = 32 + 13 = 45

Justeru itu, peratusan laut = 32/45 x 100 = 71.11111111 peratus
Peratusan daratan = 13/45 x 100 = 28.88888889 peratus
JUMLAH = 100 peratus

Kajian sains oleh manusia telah membuktikan bahawa air meliputi 71.111 peratus daripada bumi dan tanah meliputi 28.889 peratus.

Begitulah kebesaran dan keagungan ciptaan Allah SWT!!

Nota: Diterjemahkan daripada karya asal yang dipetik daripada "The Series Of The Scientific Miracles In Quraan," oleh Dr. Tariq Al Suwaidan.


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