Saya mau turun!

Al kisah pada satu hari ada seorang pelancong, dia menaiki teksi tapi dalam perjalanan dia berkata kepada pemandu taxi..
' Shaya mau two round ' kata pelancong
' ya..ya..ya... .. ' jawab pemandu taxi
' Shaya mau two round ' kata pelancong lagi.
Lalu pemandu taxi itupun membawa beliau keliling bandar bagi memenuhi kehendaknya. Tiba tiba pelancong tadi terkencing dalam kereta. Pemandu taxi sangat marah...
' U must tell me first before U dot..dot..dot.' kata pemandu.
' Shaya sudah bilang shaya mau two round, shaya mau two round tapi kau tidak kasi two round sama shaya ' jawab pelancong.
Pemandu taxi menggeleng kepala... :0

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Masjid tercantik di seluruh dunia...

Masjid or Mosque?

In my opinion, I prefer Masjid.

Masjidil Al Haram , Mecca , Saudi Arabia

A masjid is a place of worship for followers of Islam. Muslims often refer to the mosque by its Arabic name, masjid. The primary purpose of the masjid is to serve as a place where Muslims can come together for prayer. Nevertheless, masjids are known around the world nowadays for their general importance to the Muslim community as well as their demonstration of Islamic architecture.

Which one of these masjid you ever visited?

Imam Masjid, Isfahan , Iran

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Grand Masjid, Rome, Italy

Jamia Masjid, Nairobi, Kenya

Hassan II Masjid, Casablanca , Morocco

Faisal Masjid, Islamabad, Pakistan

Golden Masjid, Manila, Philippine

Al Fateh Grand Masjid, Doha, Qatar

Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago

Sultan Ahmed Masjid, Istanbul, Turkey

Umayyad Masjid, Damascus , Syria

Khatam Al Ambiya Masjid, Beirut , Lebanon

Jami Ul Alfar Masjid, Colombo, Sri Lanka

Great Masjid , Xian, China

Canterbury Masjid, New Zealand

The Great Masjid of Cordoba , Spain

Masjid Ubudiah, Kuala Kangsar, Malaysia

Qubba al Sakhrah and Al Aqsa Masjid , Jerusalem , Occupied Palestine

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US Marine attitude in Iraq...

Allah help the Muslims!
This truth is not shown to the world.
I request you please circulate this wherever possible.

US Marines in Masjid

Cross, painted on Quran by USMarines.

USMarine, posing after writting 'Our God is better than your God'

Picture showing graves of the eleven children, killed by American bombing.

'And whatever the Messenger gives you, take it, and whatever he forbids you, leave it. And fear Allah: truly Allah is severe in punishment. ' [Qur'an 59:7]

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Perkuburan di Indonesia...

Di Indonesia, orang Islam boleh berkahwin dengan orang Kristian, jadi tak peliklah kalau perkuburan pun bercampur aduk. Pusara suami bersebelahan dengan pusara isteri... Pelik bagi orang kita tapi kebiasaan bagi orang seberang. Nak kata cetek agama, sana lebih ramai wali katanya. Wallahua'lam.

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Original atau tidak HP Nokia anda...

Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7 th	8 th	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Phone serial no.	x	x	x	x	x	x	?	?	x	x	x	x	x	x	x

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in China which is low quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health

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Creative and innovative items...

Cigarettea

Tea bags and pack look like cigarettes. Some fun for you and youre frends. See? - you take a cigarette and drop to hot water cup - and you got tea, because its tea in cigarette (not tobacco). Filter work like float. And there is a common concept for tea and cigarettes is a break to communicate

The Ultimate Bic

Sometimes we need to annotate some telephone number, some name, the supermarket list, and dont find any paper closer. This pen have a little paper roll inside, to resolve this problem.

The Shining Cuckoo Clock

Every hour Jack Breaks through the door and the famous line “Here’s Johnny” plays followed by the scream of Shelly Duvall.

Sand+Time Watch

Sand+Time Watch is a project that unites modern technologies and old ways of measuring time. Sand+Time offers its wearer the time in modern electronic hours, but the form of the interface has also been borrowed from an old sand hourglass. The watch functions in two modes. The first, the screensaver, takes the form of a sand hourglass counting a certain time unit set by the user to their preference. (The default setting for the hourglass is to count one minute.) The second mode displays the time in numbers ?? the most common electronic interface for the modern person.

Chocolate Keyboard

so, it’s just chocolate keyboard

A fresh approach to bringing light to our lives.

8AM is a task lamp constructed simply of braided electric wire.
The flexible wire, once passed thru an aluminum clamp, undergoes a ???change of state,??? elegantly transforming into the structural body of the lamp itself. Following the simple construction method, the 8AM task lamp is also powered on/off in an elegant manner.
By touching the aluminum clamp, the user is able to trigger the ever-increasing levels of light output. This simple system consisting of a wire and a clamp, can take on various forms to fill the home, office, or lobby with a pleasant wash of light.

Released as a concept at Salone del Mobile 2007, 8AM has received much attention and garnered rave reviews from the public and professional lighting industry. In addition to the task lamp built, 8AM is illustrated in three other configurations ??? a chandelier, a wall sconce, and a floor lamp.

Rocking Slippers

A hybrid clothing and furniture product that creates a personal and particular space. This project developed under the title of “body extension” and the notion of the extension of the wearable till it gets almost to the territory of independent product. On the one hand, I wanted to explore the ability of our bodies to function differently with this extension, and on the other I wanted to understand privacy within furniture.

Killing Time

Hack a retro gaming light gun with tilt switches to control a vintage digital clock radio.
When the alarm wakes you up, grab the gun and kill it off!

Roller Toaster

2006 Red Dot Award-winning design not only toasts bread, but it also allows the user to watch the slice magically transform before their eyes??from cold and squishy to hot ‘n crispy! Rollertoaster’ s compact footprint is exceptionally smaller than conventional toasters and its form (a lot like the classic power strip!) is modern, clean-lined, and adaptable to any environment.

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